#3 in two days

Okay I know you haven't heard from me in a year and then all the sudden I have three in two days but this is funny and I had to write it down before I forgot.

This happened today in class:
When I let the kids in there was one walking very slowly down the hall and I was a bit confused. Until this situation happened and then it all made sense.


Student: Miss Lloyd am I late?
Me(Miss Lloyd): No, why?
Student: darn it!
Me: Putting on my best confused face, then asking "why are you upset about being on time"
Student: I really want to be late, because if I am late one more time I get after school detention and I have a really long boring class tonight. I want to miss it and stay after school.
Me: Detention is not going to be fun. What class could possibly be worse than detention?
Student: Violin, and my mom never let's me miss it.

So there you have it folks, detention is apparently better than violin lessons. I love working with them and seeing their logic everyday.

A co-worker and I were sharing stories at lunch today and here is another one that happened to me two years ago.

I had a mom in telling me that she had moved her son's adhd patch from his butt to his shoulder. Then he pipes in, It is about time. The only thing that has been paying attention is my butt. Maybe now the rest of me will pay attention.

I laughed at both of these and thought I would share the enjoyment with the rest of you. I hope you have a great day!! Love Ya!!